Some of the CofEQ  Parishioners' Answers to the Eternal Question
listed in current order of preference by the Ecumenical Council.

.....to discover the properties of piezo-electric quartz in order  to oscillate in harmony with the rest  of the cosmos.
Proposed by:  R Daltry

I do not think we are here. We just like to pretend we are.
Proposed by:  Nancy Winfield

.....to find allies to assist us in switching between realities.
Proposed by:  carlitos

Alive or dead it matters not, our purpose as the ultimate pleasure domes for micro-organisms is obvious.
Proposed by:  C. Grove

.....to laugh a lot, and cause laughter among as many others as possible.
Proposed by:  Bryan and Sue

.....to eat beans and produce flatulence so that the clouds can move about.
Proposed by:  Brother Branwell

.....to exist now for a short time so as to not exist for an even longer time.
Proposed by:  karola fz

.....to collect the hairs that we wax from our legs to make a mat so that the cat can sleep on it.
Proposed by:  mark

What is is. What maybe maybe
Proposed by:  Howard Male

.....because we're here because we're here because...
Proposed by:  Ian Woolf

.....to produce steam from our urine in order to send secret smoke codes to the Elvis beings on the planet Vegas.
Proposed by:  BB

.....to ask stupid questions about what the purpose of life is.
Proposed by:  Trevor Martin

.....to eat whilst sitting upon a latrine.
Proposed by:  Brecft

 Answer Registration 

If you would like to propose your own theory as to the answer to the Eternal Question, please click on the email box below. Your proposals will be considered in due course (along with the many others we receive) by the Church Synod. If the Synod looks favourably upon your suggestion, it may be considered for placement in the Top Ten. If not, it may be placed on this List.
Please remember, as well, that you are invited to vote on these and the  current Top Ten now. Simply specify which of all answers listed is your preferred answer to the Eternal Question, and the CofEQ IT department will duly log and process your preference. This will have an influence on the listing when the Synod next meets to review the Order of Priority.